Saturday, September 27, 2008

This Just In Jurls

My woman on the street, Pretty In Pink, reports:

Just in: Clay Aiken announced in People magazine that he's gay.

Also reported in People magazine: John McCain announced he's old, and Barack Obama announced he's black.

2 comments:

Gemini said...

Not sure that Clay even needed to make that announcement. I think everyone knew before he knew himself. As for McCain and Obama I wouldn't be surprised if we found out that one was a transgender and the other likes to wear womens underware.

Misti D. Mosteller said...

I can totally see McCain in lacy black undies. Meow.