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Thursday, November 6, 2008
Wednesday, November 5, 2008
Karate Jurl
Pretty sure I saw Ralph Macchio on Ugly Betty! I'm so excited he has a paying gig. I hate to think of my pre-teen crushes livinging in dirty apartments, eating cat food, and blowing strange men for money. Viva la Daniel!
Saturday, October 25, 2008
Shark Jumpin Jurl
I have been a Heroes loyalist since it's first episode, but I submit that it has jumped the shark this season and here's why:
Saresh injected himself with super powers:
Why this is bad- because anyone being able to have super powers is lame and because he's now a bad guy. Oh, and because they're ripping off The Fly.
Time Travelin Peter Petrelli:
Why this is bad- because it's too confusing (especially since it's been a year since we saw last season), because he's sort of a bad guy, and because I don't like it.
Sylar is now a good guy:
Why this is bad- because as a good guy he's a massive tool and having him paired with Claire's dad is like a goofy cop movie.
In future, Heroes are villains, I think:
Why this is bad- who wants to see characters they like suddenly become assholes? Stupid.
There are fifty other things I think are stupid, but these are the big ones. I love you Heroes, but you're getting dangerously close to being on my "use to watch" list. Get it together.
Saresh injected himself with super powers:
Why this is bad- because anyone being able to have super powers is lame and because he's now a bad guy. Oh, and because they're ripping off The Fly.
Time Travelin Peter Petrelli:
Why this is bad- because it's too confusing (especially since it's been a year since we saw last season), because he's sort of a bad guy, and because I don't like it.
Sylar is now a good guy:
Why this is bad- because as a good guy he's a massive tool and having him paired with Claire's dad is like a goofy cop movie.
In future, Heroes are villains, I think:
Why this is bad- who wants to see characters they like suddenly become assholes? Stupid.
There are fifty other things I think are stupid, but these are the big ones. I love you Heroes, but you're getting dangerously close to being on my "use to watch" list. Get it together.
The Starter Jurl
If you have a vagina you should be watching The Starter Wife with the lovely Debra Messing. The Starter Wife was originally a mini-series that ran over summer 2007, but was such a big hit has been brought back as a full blown series on USA.
In the mini-series, Debra Messing plays a woman, Molly Kagan, who married for love and built a Hollywood life with her successful producer husband. She gave him a daughter, helped build his career, and took care of his every need then, of course, he dumped her. Suddenly, she's a Hollywood outcast left to start over at 40 as a single mom. Lucky for her she has three great friends who support her through the rough times.
I liked the mini-series, but she fell for a homeless dude (who can now be seen as Bill on True Blood) which I could never get down with. Still, it was entertaining.
However, I loooove the second series. Molly is done with the homeless dude, her close friends have been reduced from three to two, and the story line is better. Debra Messing is hilarious and the supporting cast is pretty fab, too.
So take your vag in for a tune-up on Friday nights and watch The Starter Wife on USA. It'll get all your estrogen juices flowing.
In the mini-series, Debra Messing plays a woman, Molly Kagan, who married for love and built a Hollywood life with her successful producer husband. She gave him a daughter, helped build his career, and took care of his every need then, of course, he dumped her. Suddenly, she's a Hollywood outcast left to start over at 40 as a single mom. Lucky for her she has three great friends who support her through the rough times.
I liked the mini-series, but she fell for a homeless dude (who can now be seen as Bill on True Blood) which I could never get down with. Still, it was entertaining.
However, I loooove the second series. Molly is done with the homeless dude, her close friends have been reduced from three to two, and the story line is better. Debra Messing is hilarious and the supporting cast is pretty fab, too.
So take your vag in for a tune-up on Friday nights and watch The Starter Wife on USA. It'll get all your estrogen juices flowing.
Tuesday, October 21, 2008
Catch Phrase Jurl
The other night Husband and I were watching a particularly gruesome movie and when a guy got it in the crotch with a pair of giant silver scissors Husband cringed like I was going after his parts with my kitchen scissors.
Husband, legs drawn up to protect his package asked, "Do you know what I'd call this movie?"
"No...." I said.
"FUCK THAT BULLSHIT."
This is my new catch phrase for everything that is mildly irritating to severely pissy.
"Jurl, do you want to have Thai for lunch?"
"Fuck that bullshit."
"Jurl, there's a depo in Lufkin, Texas...you wanna go?"
"Fuck that bullshit."
"Jurl, I'm gonna set your house on fire."
"Fuck that bullshit."
Husband, legs drawn up to protect his package asked, "Do you know what I'd call this movie?"
"No...." I said.
"FUCK THAT BULLSHIT."
This is my new catch phrase for everything that is mildly irritating to severely pissy.
"Jurl, do you want to have Thai for lunch?"
"Fuck that bullshit."
"Jurl, there's a depo in Lufkin, Texas...you wanna go?"
"Fuck that bullshit."
"Jurl, I'm gonna set your house on fire."
"Fuck that bullshit."
Friday, October 10, 2008
Apocalyptic Jurl
The U.S. economy has tanked...
The world economy has tanked...
Holly left Hugh Hefner....Apocalypse.
The world economy has tanked...
Holly left Hugh Hefner....Apocalypse.
Saturday, October 4, 2008
Jurl Justice
Just as the world seems poised on the brink of disaster- wars, our failing economy, our failing government, there is something that restores faith in humanity and God:
O.J. Simpson is found guilty!
Granted, he got away with murder, but surely there will be jail time for this one...surely.
Footnote- jury reached a guilty verdict to the day O.J. was acquitted of the two murders he committed (see, If I Did It aka How I Got Away With It).
Well, armed robbery is still better than double homicide.
O.J. Simpson is found guilty!
Granted, he got away with murder, but surely there will be jail time for this one...surely.
Footnote- jury reached a guilty verdict to the day O.J. was acquitted of the two murders he committed (see, If I Did It aka How I Got Away With It).
Well, armed robbery is still better than double homicide.
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