Tuesday, October 21, 2008

Catch Phrase Jurl

The other night Husband and I were watching a particularly gruesome movie and when a guy got it in the crotch with a pair of giant silver scissors Husband cringed like I was going after his parts with my kitchen scissors.

Husband, legs drawn up to protect his package asked, "Do you know what I'd call this movie?"

"No...." I said.

"FUCK THAT BULLSHIT."

This is my new catch phrase for everything that is mildly irritating to severely pissy.

"Jurl, do you want to have Thai for lunch?"

"Fuck that bullshit."

"Jurl, there's a depo in Lufkin, Texas...you wanna go?"

"Fuck that bullshit."

"Jurl, I'm gonna set your house on fire."

"Fuck that bullshit."

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